Kyle

Typically radical guy hat punches holes in drywall and smashes monster energy left and right. Usually found wearing flat bill caps and saggy jeans. Listens to metal drinks lots of monster and hates his parents

WildlifeGuide-If you look o’er there you’ll see a mighty Kyle with a flat bill hat drinking monster and punching drywall to the sound of metal cause he hates his parents.
Tourist1:WOW he is a Kyle ain’t he

by PvtCowboy1776 June 18, 2019

kyled

When you fuck around and find out.

Did you hear about that rioter who got kyled yesterday?

by AnonOf/pol/ September 15, 2020

Kyle

A person who loves to talk to girls and is easily attracted to girls. A smart person who always aces his tests and is BIG BRAIN.

Kyle: sheesh that girls is hot

person 1: Kyle, what is 56 squared
Kyle: 3136

by AnimeDemonSlayerTokyoGhost March 4, 2022

Kyle Style

A method of male self stimulation in which the subject uses both hands, but does not grip their genitalia. Essentially sandwiching it and using alternating strokes on either side

Lyle gave himself a terrible burn from his own calluses doing it Kyle Style without any lube

by LeDanteShabazz May 2, 2024

Kyle

Kyle is a good liar. A major theif, He'll steal your kids piggy bank if he had the chance. Could be smart but chooses not to be. Fueled by anger and ignorance he sees himself as a self righteous. Do not give a Kyle your heart, he will toy with it. a major man whore. Complete fuck boy. Probably has some wide array of VDs. He likes to have fun at other people's expense, will laugh when you are at your worst. He needs everyone to like him. Has multiple women strung along at the same time. Can be found sexting all the time. Can never keep it in his pants. Can't seem to keep friends or girlfriends as he doesn't work well with other people. Mood swings on the daily. He can go from calm to angry in a minute. Hates being hurt physically, it makes him mad. A dumbass who doesn't know right from wrong. He'll even screw over his own family. Kyle can be creepy when he takes things too far. Makes all the dirty jokes and has a fucked up sense of humor. A real jerk. Huge ego and bad at spelling. Talks like a child. Thinks he's a gangster. Claims to know gangs and constantly using empty threats to to send 50 men to your door if you so much as look at him wrong. Kyle is always in fights, usually because he started it. He hated rules or authority. Dresses at times to pretend he has class. That's just because he's cocky and narcissistic. If that's not enough he's also a dead beat. Running away from all his problems. Doing ever drug he can get his hands on.RUN FAR AWAY FROM A KYLE.

You know kyle?
Run away. Save your sanity.

by DoingBetterthanyou July 18, 2020

Kyle Chaney

He's an idiot who has no idea what he doing. I cant cuss him out and say some other stuff insulting him cause I'm using a school account.

Kyle Chaney is an idiot, especially one Halloween, he was very stupid and stayed home.

by Thomas The Morgan November 6, 2020

Kyle

Kyle was probably baptized in 100% Vodka. He is an incredibly retarded person, and he doesn't know how to exist by himself. If you ever meet a Kyle, Run for your life, for he probably has 500 knifes in is pocket. He also probably likes James Charles and Justin Beiber. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kid : hey!
Kyle: hmph
Kid: Gotta problem??
Kyle: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by ReeKid1000000000000009 February 12, 2020