Kyled

When a chad destroys a bunch of commies

Person: Did you see how those commies got Kyled the other day?
Person 2: Hell yeah

by Tallerben August 28, 2020

Kyled

A workplace term for making plans for a group lunch destination then leaving a person behind(generally named Kyle).

We all went to Chili's for lunch, but Jason got Kyled.

by CrashW007 June 3, 2007

KYLED

When you’re your buddy throws you under the bus, or dimes you out.

When Kyle stole some butter from the live in trailer, he kyled every one on shift by calling up Hanna and telling her what we did

by RON P October 23, 2007

Kyled

Justice performed when the government fails to protect.

He Kyled the looters who threatened him.

by BigGuy40 November 26, 2021

KYLED

having been sexually assaulted by the general region of the testicles of an ilgenfritz

omg he just kyled my ipod!!!

by adsasdf January 12, 2009

Kyled

to invent a wildly inaccurate number so as to make a partisan point.

Based upon Arizona Sen. John Kyl's assertion that abortions accounted for "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does" In fact, abortions represent approximately 3 percent, according to Planned Parenthood's statistics.

He Kyled Alicia when he told her that 78 percent of serious crimes are committed by paroled felons. She totally believed his lie.

by ecurgus May 2, 2011

Kyled

To choke someone/something unwantedly with much force

Stay away from him, He totally kyled Penelope last night.

by Paddleboardpals June 28, 2019