penis colliding

When a guy’s dick is touching a girls strap on

Timmy just got done penis colliding with Lexy

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

Weak penis

A person that is so pathetic and is of no use.

Man, that person is such a weak penis.

by Yodasbitch1234 May 5, 2020

carrot penis

A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys

Look, Joey has a carrot penis!

by carrothunter January 10, 2016

Intradermal Penis

A very small penis that has minimal penetration.

I didn't realize we were having sex yet due to his intradermal penis.

by Elle Jai Si September 22, 2012

penis monologue

The name you give a dad who calls you a virgina monologue

My dad called me a Vigina monologue, so I called him a penis monologue

by 69crusher69 March 25, 2021

Penis Butter

When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.

Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."

by Scrotum Slayer May 5, 2020

Penis golly

The situation where your penis sneezes, and a suspicious liquid is expelled from the jap eye, thus creating a penis golly.

Did you see the other day when Shaun was having lunch he made a weird noise and a penis golly fell on the floor.

by Cunt.destroyer February 2, 2019