Not to be confused with "Money Drain" (an incompetent woman shopping for their one planned item, but leaving with 10+ items continuously), nor used independently or by pairing the former duo with "Patrol" (which is snatching pencils from nerds), "the" Money Drain Patrol are large groups of workers that are tied to any organization where the primary objective of said organisation is to take people's money via "anti-services" (definition pending), without the use of compassion, common sense or discretion.
Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.
Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.
"I had to pay $200 for my oversized bag, guess who? None other than the Money Drain Patrol, standing there smiling, delighted to shit over my day and empty my pockets over one centimeter"
"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"
"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"
by Mr. Straight Def October 5, 2021
Get the Money Drain Patrolmug. In high school math, the stuff after the zero. In high society, a sum, no matter how large, too small to impress the person you want to impress. Cf. chump change.
by Buce September 25, 2005
Get the rounding off moneymug. the act of consuming four (4) consecutive shots of hard liquor, followed by a beer bong within a short period of time. also known as a Money Delight
by Your Neighborhood Pimps April 12, 2007
Get the Z-Money Delightmug. a thinly veiled reference to Jews. Popular in conspiracy theory circles. See Alex Jones and www.prisonplanet.com
by moonminer March 27, 2009
Get the International Money Mastermug. by John Farney January 25, 2009
Get the Money Bitch-Slapmug. Having enough money so as to guarantee that almost anyone will sleep with you. This is not quite the level of wealth to constitute fuck you money but it's close.
by trickdaddy415 April 20, 2017
Get the fuck me moneymug. When a nigga is fucked up and dont give a fuck about any niggas shit but his own and he will shoot a niggas toe cause thats just how he fuck widdit.
Nigga dont fuck with me Im on that shoot toe money! "Fuck you nigga"! Flip flop pop pop. (Nigga loses toe)
by Nigga Chad How I fuck widdit December 17, 2008
Get the Shoot toe Moneymug.