You smell what I'm cookin'? 

Former wrestler and now actor The Rock coined the phrase "you smell what I am cooking"? when he would try to intimidate his opponent it was his "hook" after talking trash. It can be defined as the following:

1) Do you know my intentions?
2) Do you realize the impact of my actions?
3) Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth
4) Do you smell what I ate recently, as I just farted?

Joe Blow: Hey Joey if you fart again in the car again I'm going to beat you down!

Joey BagOfDoughnuts: Ah I see you smell what I'm cookin'?

Joe Blow: No, but you're going to smell what I'm cooking when i leave you for dead at the next traffic light!

You smell what I'm cookin'? by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) January 21, 2011

M. Night Shyamalamadingdong 

A nickname for M. Night Shyamalan that reflects on how awful their movies are.

Guy 1: Have you seen how awful The Last Airbender is?
Guy 2: Yes, it's an afwul movie by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong.

M. Night Shyamalamadingdong by mrkia August 5, 2020

slay the house down boots Houston I'm deceased

A term used to express exaggerated joy and approval by onlookers or witnesses to behavior perceived as iconic or fierce (e.g. a death drop during a voguing performance, a friend looking hot in a provocative outfit, etc.), or at an unexpected but propitious outcome (e.g. a celebrity coming out, news of a highly anticipated album drop, etc.), typically within the context of gay counterculture.

The term is a portmanteau and takes the form of a command followed by a proclamation. "Slay the house down boots" mixes the use of "slay", widely used as a shorthand to express joyful surprise, with the instruction to slay "the house down", implying a larger edifice or audience, typically in the context of a performance. The addition of "boots" is used for shock effect, echoing wider gay parlance. "Houston I'm deceased" is a play on the lines used by astronauts communicating to NASA's Mission Control and implies that the reaction was so urgent that a well-known authority had to be notified; "I'm deceased" humorously implies that something was so overwhelming that the speaker has passed away. The impossibility of literal use accentuates the chaos and humor.

The term is used primarily among queer youths and emerged from the NY ballroom and drag scene before percolating into wider gay culture, primarily via memes and alt Twitter. It is used for its flamboyant flair and for its tendency to bewilder straight audiences.

*Performer executes a flawless death drop while voguing*
"Yis maw maw you better werk"
"Slay the house down boots Houston I'm deceased!!"
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slay the house down boots Houston I'm deceased by rabidtuberculosis August 1, 2023

i swear to drunk i'm not god

Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.

Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

i swear to drunk i'm not god by SuperSonicX August 22, 2004

I'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk 

When you were just kidding, and want to inform someone that your sisterly bond is not broken; you will still talk, from time to time.

"dude i just shided and farded and camed"
"WTF"
"i'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk"
"oh thank baby jesus"

I'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk by ___giantpotato May 3, 2020

Song - I'm yours 

An amazing song by Jason Mraz. Unbelievable lyrics because they are so true. Sometimes we are so afraid to take the plunge to love someone. So many hesitations and complications may exist. But love overcomes all boundaries, hardships and obstacles that may come in the way. If you trust the person you love and vice versa, take each other's hand and just have faith in the love that you share. Times might be hard on occasion but its all worth it when you realize that you have that person next to you during those times. And you will both appreciate the Happy times even more. Hand in hand, heart in heart. Trust.

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment babay sing with me
I love peace for melody
And It's our God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love loved

So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

Song - I'm yours

Song - I'm yours by i<3you.119 June 16, 2010

M. Shadows 

Vocalist for the band Avenged Sevenfold.
Call of Duty freak.
Tall, buff, sexy and stuff.

M. Shadows?
Oh, yeah. He's tall, buff, sexy, and stuff!

M. Shadows by PUNkfACE10 July 30, 2011