Kevin

he is quite the jealous man. reassure him that he is all that matters. there may be bitches and barkers trying to flirt in his presence, how disrespectful. just pull out one of your many anti-jealousy-defence tools and deescalate the situation. no need for drama. he will feel relaxed immediately when you show them who your king is.

Kevin was disrespected in public. It had his motors started fiercely against his will. We tried to calm the situation, i quickly sucked him off on the dancefloor to show the crowd that we take care of each others business.

by Krkič May 6, 2019

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kevin

every kevin has a massive cock
kevin meaning god
nickname for someone with a big jon

“i hooked up with kevin last night & he was so hung, his dick was massive! “

by massive penis May 12, 2022

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Kevin Hernandez

Your crush who will never notice you.

I like Kevin Hernandez but I don't think he knows I exist.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

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Kevin Sanjaya

A cool and great person yet very classy. He's the best person you ever met in this world.

You know Kevin sanjaya?
Yeah i know, he's such a classy person i want to be like him, anjayy

by Kevin Anjay November 23, 2021

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Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field

kevin the carrot is literally a goat

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

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