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French Whore in Church

Southernism
1. Referred to as being nervous or scared, similar to if a Whore were to attend a church service

worse than a normal whore in church
"Shit, I'm nervous as a goddamn french whore in church!"
by ogunga June 14, 2020
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French Fuck

The act of fucking while eating baguette, croissant or any french dishes. Wine can also be involved into the process.
"Why you eat a fuckin baguette Adrien!"
"Because i give you a nice French Fuck Olivia"

Example 1:
"Adrien you put wine everywhere! I'm wet!"
"Don't complain Olivia, it's just more wet than you'll never be"

Example 2:
"This croissant is really crispy Olivia"
"But it will never be as much crispy as i am Adrien"
by Adrian_ June 28, 2020
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french dildo

A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.
guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?
by slickomode September 10, 2020
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French Barracuda

When 2 gay men are having intercourse facing a wall with a suction cup dildo built into it and the man giving has a dick similar to a barracuda and the man receiving is getting it so hard that he is forced to bite down on the dildo to cope with the pain, like eating a French baguette.
Tim went to the back room and gave Dave a French Barracuda.
by VscoManOfGaming November 6, 2020
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French Barracuda

When to men are having gay sex with dicks similar to barracudas in front of a wall mounted dildo and the receiver is getting it so hard they are forced to bite down on the dildo to relieve the pain, similar to a French person eating a full baguette.
Tim went to the backroom to give Allen the French Barracuda.
by VscoManOfGaming November 6, 2020
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french fries

the fucking best food in the world so oily and deep fried and salted the only part about french fries that sucks is when seagles steal them but the solution is to order chicken wings on the side
by <====8 November 6, 2020
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Forbidden French kiss

When two people simultaniously perform cunnilingus and analingus on a woman at the same time
"I was eating out my girl during a 3 way, and her friend turned it into a forbidden french kiss!"
by DJ RAMENNOODLES October 2, 2020
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