A man's best friend is undoubtably his dog. They're friendly, loyal, quirky, and great to talk to. A great friend, one who will never judge your wardrobe or what you said or did today. When you come home, all they want from you is a hello and a petting. They'll never refuse attention, or a treat (or several). They'll love you simply for being there and loving them back.

My dog Biscuit is a great dog. Truly man's best friend.

Man's Best Friend by Zoniax June 8, 2009

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Friend Of Clairo

A woman of the lesbian variety

Christina: “I want to ask Sarah out... is she... you know...”

Mia: “Yeah she’s a friend of clairo... go for it!”

Friend Of Clairo by mybrocold February 3, 2020

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Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021

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Fake Friend

A friend that is nice one second and then betrays you the next second.

Wow he is such a fake friend.

Fake Friend by Ha16 January 30, 2017

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