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Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.
Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.
by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019
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Dad

A dad. Someone that loves and cares for you. They don't say their disappointed in you when a C pop's up in your report card. A dad doesn't say he's a real one then goes and hit women. A dad is someone who doesn't leave you for weed or alcohol. He may be your father but if he doesn't care then it's not your dad. He doesn't take your money to drink or smoke.
Father: I am your dad, respect me
Me: Do you care for me? No, your not my dad
by Djehfcid March 8, 2021
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Dad

D-Deadbeat
A-Ass
D-daddy
Me:*call dad
Dad:*never answer
by My momma son July 6, 2022
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Dad

Something no one in this world will ever have until you win the lottery.
Dad is gone for milk. Dad is extracting milk.
by CumandEat November 8, 2022
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Dad

A person who, could gave trauma to his own child.
My dad never said sorry to me even though he knew that he did the worst to me.
by thatlittlegirl August 4, 2022
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D1 Dad

A dad who either played D1 sports in college or socially engineers their child in order to secure a spot for their child on a team at a D1 school.
We had a little league D1 dad who became a coach to guarantee his sons position as a shortstop.
by KT77 May 29, 2021
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