to get beaked

To be pleasured by a large nose penetrating your vagina; to get beaked...😆🤘

I was so horny and wanted to get beaked so when My boyfriend came home he beaked me until his nose turned blue.😂

by Freedom speaker May 16, 2016

cookie rookie bared

When some one is cooked and doing something funny

Feeg is cookie rookie bared and doing backflips

by NokBerry December 20, 2016

Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.

Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.

by Chillosophy October 4, 2017

Cheek Strap Beard

Much like the chin strap beard, the cheek strap is trimmed up to the jaw line. The cheek strap however, covers the cheeks as a normal beard would.

Usually sported by a lad who's confused about how to accomplish a lumberjack style beard.

If Spence would trim that cheek strap beard at the neck line, he wouldn't look like such a muppet.

by Spike the nail driver October 11, 2017

brass chops beard oil

Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.

I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard

by Pillsbarrythiccman45 May 31, 2018

stroking my beard

A woman masturbating

I am stroking my beard tonight

by Ard rob March 15, 2019

Jack's Crazy Beard

The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.

Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.

by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019