sugar my beans

To sugar ones beans is the act of unclogging a toilet with ones hand and using the poop water to favor foods such as BBQ chicken, pork or to use on salads.

Please do not sugar my beans tonight, I throw up all night at the teaser of fecal matter and urnine...the little pieces of toilet paper were as disgusting being i thought they were part of the salad. Why won’t you sugar my beans, that’s messed up!

by Puffer43 September 9, 2020

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

Mashed my beans

When someone/something murks your good vibes to a point where there’s no more vibes to be murked

Bro, you really just mashed my beans!

by Michel Scottttt December 13, 2020

Eggs n Beans

Another way of saying “exactly” .... doesn’t have any other use than that

Maeve: “LMAO YOURE BUILT LIKE A REFRIGERATOR”

Jesse: “Eggs n beans luv.”

by jesse xoxo January 9, 2021

oh swag beans

when u feel very swag but also slightly bean. very good feeling but mildly.

-will you be my quarantine? **pronounced like valentine**
-of course
-oh swag beans

by fetchitlikeitshot February 4, 2021

Wherever the bag beans

A girl named Vivian has a huge obsession over a hot guy named Alex;).

Alex: “Hey, do you think I should poop?”
Vivian: “Wherever the bag beans”

by Ilovevivian69 March 21, 2021