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The Air-Monarchian Genocide

The Air-Monarchian Genocide is a slang term derived in reference to the Armenian Genocide, and describes the burning of nike apparel by racially insensitive caucasian americans following Nikes ads featuring Colin Kaepernick in honor of their 30th Anniversary. The genocide refers to the mass produced lower end nike models usually owned by those who are now boycotting the brand.
Dom: Hey Joe, whats wrong?
Joe: (kicks rock) My old racist grandma is taking part in the Air-Monarchian Genocide and I’m afraid shes going to destroy my apparel!
Dom: Don’t worry bro we can just put her in a nursing home
by Peter M. Hampton September 4, 2018
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iPhone air

the controversial iPhone released alongside the iPhone 17 family. It needs another battery pack, the processor is somehow slower than the regular iPhone 17 despite being labelled as A19 “pro” and costs more and has just one outer camera. You’d be better off even with an iPhone 16 pro.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 20, 2025
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air opera

Look, that guy will fall asleep behind weels" "Nah, he's just practicing for the annual air opera contest
by naaaaaagz July 21, 2011
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Air Dicking

The subconscious act of sucking imaginary dicks while arguing a point
Did you see Trumps latest speech? He was totally air dicking the whole time!
by Pinky1255 March 21, 2024
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dead air pressure

(Dead air)
Someone: "Oh God the dead air pressure is high!"
by ivancuber April 22, 2017
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When the air is dry

A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.
Person 1: "Ready to climb devil's canyon?"
Person 2: "When the air is dry."
by Capuchin for Hire December 15, 2021
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Canadian air wick

When shoving a can of air wick up someone's ass
You spread them cheeks lube them up and give them the old Canadian air wick
by D0minatr1x October 10, 2020
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