Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

Walking L

A walking is Amber Heard because of the fact she accused johnny depp for abusing her

Amber heard after accusing Johnny depp for things he would never do to any woman at all and would get any innocent person fired from they're job so people like Amber Heard also known as a Walking L

by Walking Lie June 7, 2022

Wasting

Activity consisting of a longer period of activly avoiding productivity in favour of undemanding leisure, resulting in a person idly wasting either their future, health, opportunities, relationships or all previously mentioned at once.

"Hey man, are you doing anything this weekend?"
"Nah man I'll just watch Netflix and play videogames."
"Oh, so you're just wasting."
"What the fuck does that mean?"

by Grammaticallycorrectaubergine June 25, 2022

Walking Wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by Banned As DC June 26, 2022

Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.

I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me

by anonymous June 28, 2022

Wasting your money

The definition of wasting your money is buying discord nitro

"this nigga really wasted their money to buy discord nitro. only stinky dweebs have the ability to use that app"
"an example of wasting your money is buying discord nitro. the fuck is it even used for"

by nigga whats a psyeudowkl June 30, 2022

Walking Thesaurus

A walking thesaurus is a person with good vocabulary who knows many definitions of words. A thesaurus is a book that lists words in groups of synonyms and related concepts which is usually called a dictionary, hence the word walking refers to the human being.

Person 1: I know what odd means, I did English home language at school.
Person 2: Just because you did English home language, that doesn't mean you're a walking thesaurus.

by Thedarkfact July 11, 2022