Virgin

The chaddest of all men, both virgin and non-virgin. The virgin is a typically a male who has no desire to seek intimacy from the opposite sex and is instead focused on his own goals. He will be the first to enter the Kingdom of Heaven due to his non-abiding nature to societal standards and being the best version of himself, unafraid to stand out amongst the superficial society. The virgin waits for the right woman with substance that is able to add non-superficial gains to his life and is fully authentic.

Sarah: “Omg he’s a virgin? What a loser. He needs to get laid ASAP!”

Chad: “Well, he’s more of a chad than I am cause I’m a slave to the opposite sex and he isn’t. He actually has goals while I’m out slamming new chicks and getting wasted every weekend. Props to him.”

by Adonis22 January 6, 2022

regain virginity

when rachel uses a hair brush she does not lose her virginity card

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by wagwanable August 21, 2019

Virgin

Someone from Virginia. Similar to how people from texas are labeled texans.

example 1:

bro 1 : hey bro im from virginia
bro 2 : same were virgins

example 2
bro 1 : hey bro is she a virgin?
bro 2 : nah bro she is not a virgin..
bro 1 : damn bruh… why are no girls virgins nowadays :(

by dontkillmyfantasyondiscord March 29, 2024

Slutty Virgin

A girl/guy that will date everybody but wont give up the vagene or the pen-us.

Hey Christian did you see that slutty virgin is dating somebody else today?

Bro I dated that slutty virgin...

by HardChicken69420boiXxxX January 23, 2018

Virgin

Anyone born in November and uses Deku (from MHA) in his nickname, username, or profile picture. No one likes Deku.

Dam 🦫 Deku is such a virgin

by Mister WordMaker December 17, 2021

cannabis virgin

person who's never done cannabis

smoke weed? uhm, im a cannabis virgin, i dunno how

by rratmann May 23, 2020

therapy virgin

Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.

I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.

by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022