Virgin

A virgin is someone who hasn’t had sexual intercourse with another being.

A country bumpkin

“Hey do you know Walid? He’s such a virgin.”

by Dredredredredredresrexre July 4, 2021

virgin

a person that plays videogames 24/7 and does not go outside, touch grass, or talk to women

Holden has 186 hours on GTA and he is a fucking virgin

by Coolswagman778 July 5, 2021

Virginity

It's like a balloon. It's easy to pop, yet irreversible once you do it.

Guy 1: Virginity is like a balloon. It's easy to pop, but impossible to get back.

by Stupid Af July 6, 2021

Virgin

Holden van der Velde.

Holden van der Velde is a virgin.

by TheRealGenghisKhan July 10, 2021

Bed Virginity

When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)

Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!

by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 8, 2022

virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.

Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.

by mrh@nky August 18, 2022

therapy virgin

Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.

I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.

by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022