Bleach my eyes

When you see something or someone disturbing or unholy, you bleach you eyes

I just saw something unholy on Urban Dictionary.

Pass my some, I need to bleach my eyes

by * bleep* October 5, 2020

lose my number

What you say to someone when they piss you off over text or just don't respond.

*Texting*
Me: "Where do you want to go on our date tomorrow?"
Tony: *Read Yesterday*
Me: "You can lose my number."

by WhitePearl88 May 21, 2020

spilled my babies

Once you finally orgasm and let go of your hot load of cum. Typically you spill your babies all over your bitches face and/or breast, chicks dig that shit. Refers to the fact that you are killing thousands of possible babies each time you jack-off or titty-fuck your whore.

The other day, when I was getting head from Taylor, I spilled my babies and she swallowed. But then later she cried about "killing thousands of babies." What a dumb ass.

by porn4lyfe March 4, 2010

Jingle my Change

To not wear underpants, allowing one's testicles to bounce around like a coin purse. This is most applicable when wearing loose-fitting, wide-crotch pants.

So I went out and bought me a leisure suit. I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute.

by RedRockRun October 18, 2013

Bite my Banger

An alternative request to suck my dick

Friend 1 - Hey, it must be your turn to get the beers in?

Friend 2 - Bite my Banger

by blurtworth January 5, 2011

Flick My Clit

The female equivalent of "Suck My Dick"

Eli - "You're kind of a bitch!"

Kayla - "Flick My Clit!!"

by jjwestcoast May 30, 2015

Clog my ass

Exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Similar in usage to Aussie "Fuck me dead"

I finally passed my finals...Clog my ass that is awesome!

Clog my ass, I've just missed my train!

by HansSausage August 10, 2020