smoke

you smoke ass

life smokes ass

by gfdtserygh March 5, 2020

Ninja Smoke

When you're wasted and you realize you're fucking an ugly bitch so you cum in her eyes while yelling ninja smoke and run out of the place.

I realized I was fucking some ugly ass hoe so I had to ninja smoke her and got my ass out of there.

by Vaddagw September 26, 2020

cannon smoke

Sprinkle cocaine on a hookers butthole then have her fart in your face. The puff looks like cannon smoke.

Charlie Sheen holds the record for the most cases of pink eye from cannon smoke.

by DWamp81 July 9, 2022

Third hand smoke

The common occurrence when a person that was previously around a smoker comes in contact with a third-party and transmit smoke to the person

I know you don’t smoke but I don’t want to catch third hand smoke because you were previously around a smoker

by Cwolf22 September 15, 2018

Smoking dziura

A Smoking dziura is another word for hex wrench. It comes from the Polish word dziura, meaning hole. When the hex wrench is put in the hole of a screw, it looks like it is smoking a pipe, so it is a Smoking dziura.

I need to put this screw in, could you hand me that smoking dziura?

by Semperian January 6, 2024

I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Smoke and Thunder

Describes an epic fail of a launch of a new product/website/technology. Usually combined with a hostile reaction from the progenitor when confronted with the failure.

Did you see that website totally alienate the people they were supposed to reach?

Yeah man, they pulled a full Smoke and Thunder.

by dantes443322 May 8, 2012