Noah

that boy didn’t build an ark he BUILT like an ark tho . also, noah gay as hell. he’s big hungry all the time with his cookie monster pants. noah tried too hard to be funny and should chill out because he has a small dick. noah also always wants gas and drank.

guy 1: “bro why is he trying so hard to be funny!?”
guy 2: “idk but he built like an ark too so i bet he’s a noah “
guy 1: “u right”

by hunnnn January 9, 2018

Noah

Noah is just Ronaldo, but of course he isn't a Wannabe and he's better than Ronaldo in football.

Messi: Wow look at him, Noah ist better than me and than you
Ronaldo: Maybe, maybe not.

FIFA Ballon D'OR Winner is NOAH!

by Ronaldo9 December 30, 2016

Noah Beck

He's my Daddy. I love him
Noah if you are reading know that I love you♡♡
Josh is a tik toker

Who is Noah Beck?
He's my Daddy

by Wifeofnoah July 27, 2020

Noah

The kid that kicks everyone’s

Noah is gay

by No u no u no u no u February 18, 2020

Noah

Noah is the best fire dragon to ever walk this irrelevant planet. He uses his long shlong to draw the female species to him and then preys on the sigma males as a light snack. He has been there since the dawn of time to steal the woman from all planets with life to statist his desires.
BE AFRAID

“Yooo run that’s Noah coming to take your girl!”

by Thedragonguy22 November 27, 2021

Noah

Asshole with an alpaca

Noah is a guy who has an awsome alpaca.

by bishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh May 19, 2019

Noah 2g

A large yet feminine man who is often power lifting on only his chest or listening/watching rocky. He tends to never agree with anything you say and always has great ideas. Sometimes he makes odd noises and his favorite outfit are his true lacrosse shorts and his ohio sweatshirt. Don’t be scared by noahs looks he make look big but on the inside he’s a pussy. Quote “Shut the fuck up i’ll beat the shit out of you”.

Who took the 45 pounds plates! Oh it was probably Noah 2g.

by Noah G fanpage October 2, 2021