you're a sleeping onion

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says

"you're asleep in london"

duke siniging the song and he gets the song lyrics wrong ' you're a sleeping onion"

by Cola.depp May 14, 2021

sleep crack

When you get little to no sleep and thus are super hyper/weirdly energetic as a result as if you are on crack.

Person 1: HEYYYY I GO ZERO SLEEP LAST NIGHT YEET!
Person 2: Someone's on sleep crack

by Taylen Wish January 19, 2019

sleep

something you need !!!!!! seriously get some sleep your really cranky

go to sleep ethan you've been playing fortnite since last weekend!!

by shiannelove2008 November 5, 2019

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.

When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

Forbidden Sleep Technique

The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.

Yesterday I had to use the Forbidden Sleep Technique to finally go to bed.

by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 25, 2023

sleep deprivation demon

A person who sleeps so little they birth a demon of the night

Man, after studying for that Physics final my sleep deprivation demon is all over me

by Weeelums December 27, 2019

afk sleeping

a derp

i'm afk sleeping, hi

by Bonjouri May 20, 2014