max contract

to sign a max is to never disappoint in bed.

bro i just signed a max contract

by coll-in169 March 3, 2022

Max

A charming guy who seems nice at first, but don’t let that fool you. He is actually the most manipulative piece of shit you’ll ever meet. He pretends to be perfect in front of people but in the shadows, he’s a creepy possessive bastard who will continue to claw his way back into your life. Avoid at all costs!

Bro, Max just won't leave me alone!

by The ink demon June 3, 2019

Max

The biggest cock ever

Man max sure.is growing after seeing you bend down

Oh so your dicks getting hard

NO it's a cock hint to the name MAX you get maximized every time it's gets out of it's spot

by Kochst087 May 3, 2021

Bulge Maxing

The act of wearing extremely tight clothing in order to expose the bulge of your penis

"Hey! That guy is obviously bulge maxing, take a look"
"Wow, the clothing is making that gentlemen's penis look massive!"

by Goonforce June 5, 2024

Max

A person that is usually really hot and doesn't usually care what anyone says but if you go to far he will get annoyed. He is absolutely jacked most of the time and hooks up with a lot of girl.

That Guy Is So Hot
I know its max

by thegodperson November 2, 2021

Max

To Max is to celebrate 1st knowing you are 2nd best

Damn bro the ref straight masi'd it by adding 50 points to my team so I won.

Nice you shouldn't Max it because you know you won because of complete bullshit, right?

Nah Imma Max anyways, otherwise I will never get a chance to celebrate

by 69HugeDick69 December 13, 2021

Cum Maxxing

The act of taking supplements to improve one's semen volume. Other goals include increasing precum and ejaculation force and velocity. Also known as Load Boost or Load Boosting.

I've been cum maxxing with load boost for 3 weeks now and could drown a unicorn with a single blast.

by FlamingGuts September 18, 2025