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A """sport""" where you wack balls with sticks and try to land them in holes with variation if geography of the course.
It' s normally played by old men who are too frail and weak to do anything, so they have a golf cart haul their fat asses around to the next hole.
Guy 1: You wanna play golf?
Guy 2: What are you gay?
by Mr. Massive Cock February 6, 2020
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a tall brown haired virgin boy who loves dick. whether it is dick in his mouth, dick in his ass, dick on dick action, dick cum, he loves it all. the only thing he loves more than dick is little boy dick.
max: hello i am max and i love dick where is the dick i need dick please someone give me dick i need it so badly
young little boy: please leave me alone

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by Mr. Massive Cock November 22, 2021
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