Monkey Butt 

When your ass gets all sweaty and chaffed from recieving too much anal sex.
Best when a banana is used and the act is performed in your brand new kitchen.

Jeff Misner has the nastiest monkey butt i've ever seen.

Monkey Butt by Jennie August 1, 2004

Monkey Claw 

Getting one or two fingers stuck diretly into ones armpit. Usually followed by laughter and/or peeing of the pants.

Instead of going to Target, Mike and Julie just sat around and gave each other Monkey Claws all afternoon.

Monkey Claw by Mike McClana October 7, 2008

Monkey Bwoy 

Someone who resembles a monkey

Hussain Mithabhai (",)

Monkey Bwoy by Anonymous March 26, 2003

monkey boots 

Cheap knock-offs of Doc Martens boots.

"What a poser -- wearing those monkey boots."

monkey boots by Ska Julie July 11, 2017

Monkey Love 

An action or the result of an action that is mildly amusing but mostly useless.

"We need to do some monkey love here to make this work correctly."

Monkey Love by codefool November 2, 2008

monkey gates 

same as chris gates.

lurker, go look up chris gates

monkey gates by fgf July 25, 2003

monkey night 

a night of rampant evolution type activities.
some include:
*pin the condom on the lesbian teacher
*find fleas in eachother's fur
*pick who moves on in natural selection
*watermelon dancing contest
*bobbing for pickles

shit...you're a homo habilus?!?! you beat the neanderthals
ahh man, i grew a tail

monkey night by turban man May 13, 2005