John Wall
Origin: Former Kentucky basketball player who played for only one year and then bolted for the NBA. If it wasn't for the NBA age rule, he wouldn't have gone to Kentucky; he used them to gain national attention...aka "one and done."
-noun
1. A girl who shows interest in the first date and subsequently rejects further contact for no reason
2. A girl who takes time to hang out with you only because she needs attention and is not genuinely interested in seeing you
-verb
1. Standing up a date when plans were made beforehand
2. The act of feigning interest when there is none
Synonyms: Bloodsucker, Tease, Cold-hearted, Flaky, Succubus
Antonyms: Keeper, Honest person, Acie Law (girls who stick around)
-noun
1. A girl who shows interest in the first date and subsequently rejects further contact for no reason
2. A girl who takes time to hang out with you only because she needs attention and is not genuinely interested in seeing you
-verb
1. Standing up a date when plans were made beforehand
2. The act of feigning interest when there is none
Synonyms: Bloodsucker, Tease, Cold-hearted, Flaky, Succubus
Antonyms: Keeper, Honest person, Acie Law (girls who stick around)
-noun
1. Conversation between guy and girl:
Guy: I enjoyed our time together yesterday. Would you like to hang out tomorrow?
Girl: I would love to!
*Next day*
Guy: So, you ready to hang out?
Girl: I can't...I'm busy tonight.
Guy: You are such a John Wall.
-verb
1. Two guys talking to each other:
Guy 1: I know your first date went well, how'd the second go?
Guy 2: It didn't happen...she John Walled me.
1. Conversation between guy and girl:
Guy: I enjoyed our time together yesterday. Would you like to hang out tomorrow?
Girl: I would love to!
*Next day*
Guy: So, you ready to hang out?
Girl: I can't...I'm busy tonight.
Guy: You are such a John Wall.
-verb
1. Two guys talking to each other:
Guy 1: I know your first date went well, how'd the second go?
Guy 2: It didn't happen...she John Walled me.
John Wall by IHATEJOHNWALL(S) May 26, 2010
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John Daniel-ed.
When a man and one other person sleep close together, and the man has a wet dream that ejaculates onto the other person's butt or backside.
Person 1: What is this on my pants??
Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.
Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.
Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
John Daniel-ed. by Boydimus December 10, 2010
John boy
One of the whitest people planet earth has ever seen. Will do anything to get a better grade or more pay. Does anything in their power to get along with their teacher or boss.
Mr. Stephens: Good morning. Today we will learn about the sum of two cubes, so get your notebooks out.
Josh(whispering): Thank God he forgot about the homework cause I didn't bother.
John boy: Mr. Stephens, we had homework.
Mr. Stephens: Ahh yes, thank you for reminding me.
Josh: >:(
John boy: :)
Josh(whispering): Thank God he forgot about the homework cause I didn't bother.
John boy: Mr. Stephens, we had homework.
Mr. Stephens: Ahh yes, thank you for reminding me.
Josh: >:(
John boy: :)
John boy by NoSayHeckOnMinecraft July 29, 2019
John Cena
The worst wrestler in history. The board of WWE set John Cena to be the next Stone Cold Steve Austin. But failed epic hard and is now classified as a dumbass. Crowds continously chant different insults such as 'You can't wrestle' as he only knows
somewhat about 5 or 6 moves, 'Same old shit' as he always does the same old boring crap over and over again.
John Cena is the nom. 1 cause of WWE ratings. They're falling each second the dumbass is alive.
Cena sadly has a professional carreer in music. Rapping. Which ofcourse he sucks at.
somewhat about 5 or 6 moves, 'Same old shit' as he always does the same old boring crap over and over again.
John Cena is the nom. 1 cause of WWE ratings. They're falling each second the dumbass is alive.
Cena sadly has a professional carreer in music. Rapping. Which ofcourse he sucks at.
john heder
The awesome actor who played Napoleon Dynamite. (and no, he did NOT die in a car crash, thank you very much!)
john heder by Random Jones September 10, 2005
John Wilkes Boothe
See Abraham Lincoln.
After you Abraham Lincoln a girl, save a little bit of your load and shoot her in the back of the head with it.
After you Abraham Lincoln a girl, save a little bit of your load and shoot her in the back of the head with it.
Hey baby, how would you like to receive an Abraham Lincoln tonight and possibly follow it up with a John Wilkes Boothe?
John Wilkes Boothe by crazy crackers March 4, 2009