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James Bond route 

Taking an alternate route that has the potential to get you to your destination quicker than taking the standard route. There is also the potential that you will enounter some obstacles along the way, like numerous stop signs, stop lights, and difficult left turns due to non-stop cross-traffic.

Its common to drive recklessly while taking the James Bond route, much like 007 is forced to do when being chased through narrow streets in Rome, Paris, Madrid, etc.
Hwy 41 was so backed up, we decided to take the James Bond route and beat all those suckers sitting in traffic by a good 20 minutes.

He thought he was slick by taking the James Bond route, but ended up hitting fifteen stop signs in the subdivision and he got a ticket for doing 20 over in a 25. What an idiot.
James Bond route by Oh Welles March 19, 2008

James Irving 

a horny, spazzy, annoying midget OMFG! when someone calls him a spazz, he freaks out and goes SHUT UP FAGGOT IM GONNA HIT YOU
OMFG I HATE U FAGGOT omygawd MOMMAY
James Irving by JEBUS SAVE ME August 2, 2004

james hockey 

"The boy was having a james hockey of a day."
james hockey by jiphoc May 5, 2004

James Hunt 

This is rhyming slang for cunt and is normally used when one does something in the wrong way
Aye, you made a right James Hunt of that, you'll need to start again!
James Hunt by What? February 7, 2005

James Smith 

an adult porn star who was featured in Mike Stelling Beat the meat classic
That James Smith sure likes meat in his mouth
James Smith by dr phillip swanson December 7, 2006

james caldwell high school 

The land of the biggest fuck boys and bitchiest bitches. On the out side, JCHS looks good but once you crawl in, you will hate everyone. James Caldwell is the most terrible stereotypical school that still refers some people as "popular." LIKE GROW UP. The students at James Caldwell think they are the shit but in reality they are shit. JAmes Caldwell is not the place to be: it is the place to stay away from & most people in it. (Few exceptions, but they are the ones who did not grow up in Caldwell) As for the staff, they are all pretty nice and fair. There are a few creeps, a few hot teachers and janitors but nothing special.
"What school do you go to?" "James Caldwell high school" "ew bye"