Ass Flossing

When you take your roommates sheets and floss your ass with them. Very pleasant when done after a 5 mile run in 85% humidity. If done correctly the sheet will gently clense the top of the ass crack, the bung hole, the taint, and the nuts. Smile with glee as your roommate snuggles into bed and wraps himself in your ass

I got back from football practice and had a good ass flossing with Jim's sheets. -Or- I ass flossed with Jim's sheets and put them back in the dryer.

by [Maze] September 30, 2005

lazy-ass

incredibly lazy person

Get off your lazy-ass and get a job.

by thegarbagecollector March 9, 2004

Cranky Ass

an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.

Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.

by Jake November 8, 2003

ass sausage

After anal sex, when one's penis still smells like ass.

Man, after I butt fucked Becky last night, man I woke up with a serious case of ass sausage.

by joey king August 21, 2006

lard ass

A person not only of immenseweight, but lazyness to match, one who's exercise consist of darts,and bowling.

Mike Hoffer,Ed Grabinski

by Jer Kremski January 25, 2005

dat ass

A statement used by men and women when they spot a voluptuous buttocks. A similar phrase that can also be used is 'dat ass doe!'

"Hey dude check out this picture of my boyfriend at the beach"
"Bro those are some nice trunks, but dat ass!!!"
"I know right?!"

by Gogan Heimer May 23, 2014

being an ass

Doing rotten things to others...just because you can.

My boss made decisions that negatively effected everyone but him...he was being an ass.

by Rambler25 December 24, 2013