the house cat 

a morning ritual wherein a furry individual presents his or her anus to a second party who is sleeping soundly. Should the second party fail to arise, the "house catter" firmly presses his or her crusty anus against the nose and/or mouth of the recipient. Masturbation on the part of the catter is optional but encouraged.

"My butt is mad crusty today man; do you think Joe'd be into the house cat?"

the house cat by emmerbembu September 30, 2011

The Potters House 

really really stupid people.

"I was hanging out at the potters house with my buddy satan, and they got mad because we lit the baby jesus display on fire."

The Potters House by toholdthegun November 16, 2003

house 

n. a dominant competitive force.

"Good luck stopping him. He's a f*cking house."

house by The Big Smoke February 20, 2009

house frau

A big nasty loudmouth woman who has lots of opinions but no real-world experience or knowledge about anything. Wears extra large mumus and watches Oprah all day, while screaming continuously at her kids.

Some house frau, taking her brood on a Burger King run, rear-ended me on the turnpike!

house frau by ChesterFester July 27, 2011

100 Mile House 

100 Mile House is a place located in the Cariboo region of British Columbia Canada. It was originally named so as it was located 100 miles from Lillooett on the old gold rush trail in BC. At the time, it was, indeed, a house.
Its population consists of two main demographics:
Drunk aboriginee.. and drunk caucasians.

I am getting shitfaced in 100 Mile House.

100 Mile House by 100Miler April 16, 2011

take it to the house 

To go home to take a poop, instead of at work, school, stores, restaurants, etc.

Bill: "Dude, I gotta shit in the worst way!"

Ted: "Then go, dude- Wal Mart's bathrooms aren't that dirty."

Bill: "Screw that bro, I've gotta take it to the house!!"

take it to the house by J3553 January 16, 2009

HOUSE 

(verb) HOUSE, HOUSING, HOUSTED, acronym, H.O.U.S.E. (Homies Out Utilizing Shit Everywhere)

making a place homey like your home especially somwhere you don't live you can even HOUSE your own home or HOUSE the body of a sexual partner. Can be done anywhere and everywhere to everything

C-baby: yo, nigga my car just broke down
Cdi22le: oh well nigga, we HOUSING hardbody on this highway
C-baby: Oh, we gonna HOUSE!!!

HOUSE by cdi22le September 4, 2010