by Workingforaliving May 31, 2023
Black shower means when a bus is going to leak oil on you. The oil has to be well used so it's black.
Bus: wanna come on a ride?
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower
Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower
Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom
by Ullaswag July 22, 2017
The act of slitting your forehead and letting the blood cover the entire body until the point of hardening. The blood will look naturally darker to the point that the person performing the Blood Shower looks black.
by ElsePoem June 08, 2025
by Bbcmanbbg December 14, 2022
I don’t have enough time to get ready so I guess I gotta take a staten island shower lmao don’t judge
by Lamps piano June 29, 2020
The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.
*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*
Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018
Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.
Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"
by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021