Dad

Someone who takes there time to get milk

Dad:I'm going to get the milk brb

Child:ok
Child:it's been 9 years I bet he's going to get loads of milk
Mum:I don't want to tell you this but
Child: but what mum?
Mum:it's quite common for dads to say I'm going to get the milk,it's another way of saying "bye I'm never coming back"

by Onilycs June 1, 2020

bloxbrug dad

A fake dad to give you therapy because how you lost your dad IRL

Bloxbrug dads these days.....

by dudecoolbrojeez September 13, 2022

DAD

DAMN YOU DAD! *STARTS SHAKING FIST WIDLY*

MY DAD ATE MY CHAIR

by anonymous July 5, 2022

I found Jah’s dad

When u see a weak knees ugly ass mofo who looks like Jah’s dad

BRO I FOUND JAH’S DAD

by Champ3214 April 29, 2022

dad?

this phenomnem only happens once the person stops being a gay haram no halal

person1: dad?
dad: yes son no gay

by asaaaaad la3eeeeeeeb April 3, 2022

Dad

Mostly called a Father, but is usually a Farter.

My Dad is a champion of the World Farting Contest.

by cursorguy December 18, 2021

Ellie’s dad

Ellie’s dad is someone that never botheres with his kids . He’s obsessed with spending money at the Casino and shoving his head down the shower plug to pull out any hairs that could of been stuck up his arse . He is the type of person who will only send you a birthday card when your dead and has never returned since he went to buy the milk dad of the year !!

“Ellie’s dad

by anonymous July 21, 2022