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Dad

Someone who takes there time to get milk
Dad:I'm going to get the milk brb

Child:ok
Child:it's been 9 years I bet he's going to get loads of milk
Mum:I don't want to tell you this but
Child: but what mum?
Mum:it's quite common for dads to say I'm going to get the milk,it's another way of saying "bye I'm never coming back"
by Onilycs June 1, 2020
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bloxbrug dad

A fake dad to give you therapy because how you lost your dad IRL
Bloxbrug dads these days.....
by dudecoolbrojeez September 13, 2022
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DAD

DAMN YOU DAD! *STARTS SHAKING FIST WIDLY*
by anonymous July 5, 2022
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I found Jah’s dad

When u see a weak knees ugly ass mofo who looks like Jah’s dad
by Champ3214 April 29, 2022
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dad?

this phenomnem only happens once the person stops being a gay haram no halal
person1: dad?
dad: yes son no gay
by asaaaaad la3eeeeeeeb April 3, 2022
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Dad

Mostly called a Father, but is usually a Farter.
by cursorguy December 18, 2021
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Ellie’s dad

Ellie’s dad is someone that never botheres with his kids . He’s obsessed with spending money at the Casino and shoving his head down the shower plug to pull out any hairs that could of been stuck up his arse . He is the type of person who will only send you a birthday card when your dead and has never returned since he went to buy the milk dad of the year !!
Ellie’s dad
by anonymous July 21, 2022
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