The idiot drama queens from high school that go to college, act like a bitch, get retard drunk 6 nights a week and fuck everything in sight.
by The Phlarponian April 15, 2010
Welcome to JPJC : THE BEST OF THE WEST ( only got one sch so bobian )
The girls here smell like wet blankets and the annoying librarian wears a curtain every day.
The principal steals our school funds for Chinese crackers.
Tan Zhi Ai, bloody cancer cell Ai Zhen.
But got this buff physics cher that's super poggers and even if he steps on me, lowkey likes it ( Shit I think I might be masochistic ).
The bookshop aunty drinks pilot pen ink and sniff UHU glue everyday, I join her sometimes.
This school sibei dramatic, come here if u want join Mediacorp
SCs are the pride of the school ;)
U fail one subj u retain sohai logic
School Food better than ur dog food but at least bttr than war rations.
Bloody hell the school can spend 1mil on a basketball court. Says a lot about our funds.
In conclusion ( learn from our shitty gp department ) our sch
10/100. Some chers sibei guailan but got good ones. Please i beg you dont come if u want more than 60 rp.
The girls here smell like wet blankets and the annoying librarian wears a curtain every day.
The principal steals our school funds for Chinese crackers.
Tan Zhi Ai, bloody cancer cell Ai Zhen.
But got this buff physics cher that's super poggers and even if he steps on me, lowkey likes it ( Shit I think I might be masochistic ).
The bookshop aunty drinks pilot pen ink and sniff UHU glue everyday, I join her sometimes.
This school sibei dramatic, come here if u want join Mediacorp
SCs are the pride of the school ;)
U fail one subj u retain sohai logic
School Food better than ur dog food but at least bttr than war rations.
Bloody hell the school can spend 1mil on a basketball court. Says a lot about our funds.
In conclusion ( learn from our shitty gp department ) our sch
10/100. Some chers sibei guailan but got good ones. Please i beg you dont come if u want more than 60 rp.
Friend: You think Jurong Pioneer Junior College good nt?
Me: Come here if u want to suffer bro. While I live, I learn, plus Ultra.
Me: Come here if u want to suffer bro. While I live, I learn, plus Ultra.
by Chin Chee Nah August 20, 2021
a small, private, 4-year liberal arts all female college. In addition to a beautiful campus and incredible professors, the students are top notch, going on to higher degrees, winning famous fellowships, and getting awesome careers. They can compete with any ivy league graduate in a battle of wits and are known for their independent nature. For fun, they frequent nearby colleges, including Hampden-Sydney College, an all male college. They are the envy of nearby all female colleges, such as Sweet Briar College and Hollins. Viewed as mostly snotty sorority-esque girls, neither college can compete with R-MWC's brilliance.
SBC girl: We're so much prettier and richer than Randolph-Macon girls! *flips hair and adjusts pearls*
R-MWC girl: Looks and money only matter if you don't have a brain. At least I'm going to an intellectually challenging college and not just a finishing school.
HSC boy: Wow, a girl that can think for herself! Marry me now, R-MWC girl!
R-MWC girl: You'll just have to wait until after I finish my Peace Corps service and doctoral dissertation.
R-MWC girl: Looks and money only matter if you don't have a brain. At least I'm going to an intellectually challenging college and not just a finishing school.
HSC boy: Wow, a girl that can think for herself! Marry me now, R-MWC girl!
R-MWC girl: You'll just have to wait until after I finish my Peace Corps service and doctoral dissertation.
by friend of a friend November 29, 2004
Also known as Moron Valley, is a half-ass college that was founded in 1967 and is located in Palos Hills, Illinois in the southwest suburbs of Chicago. If you live in the southwest suburbs of Illinois and don't go away to a four year university then this is where you usually end up going. The main campus is nestled in the Cook County forest preserves.
John: You goin' away to college this year? Chris: Nah bro I'm going to Moraine. John: lol you're going to moron valley? Chris: Dude it's Moraine Valley Community College. John: Sorry professor.....lol
by Dave_shrimp August 25, 2010
A school in the Bronx with a 7 to 1 ratio of girls to guys. Nice for the guys, terrible for the girls. Most of the teachers are Russian and have terrible breath. The campus is small but sometimes pretty. The spellman cafeteria food is pretty terrible and the cooks are most likely ex-convicts. One of the cooks has missing teeth. The dorms are a decent size but it's way too small of a school. Pot is smelt everywhere on campus and everyone smokes. There are no frats, sororities or sports houses and besides drinking in dorms or going to winners, there is nothing to do. Nothing ever goes on. It is a division 3 school and the sports teams are really embarassing to watch to the point where you feel bad. Most of the people can't play sports for their life. The mascot is the dolphins and it's actually really frightening and doesn't even look like a dolphin. Some of the boys are attractive but don't go past 5'3 with the exception of some of the basketball players. There are pretty lame events that go on and they screw everyone over regarding finances. There are foreign exchange students in Seton and the fourth floor of spellman and it is ridiculous. Drinking takes place all the time and there are constant fire drills for no reason. They give a lot of money and the school is located in the nice area of the bronx, Riverdale, but it's still ridiculous. Nice people, okay school.
#msvproblems
#msvproblems
by EMESVEEPROBLEMS December 10, 2011
Located in Santa Rosa, this Junior College(also known to locals as the 'JC') is where people go when they don't have enough money for a university or just have no life goals in general. Students find everything about this Junior college to be nice... except the part when they realize they are in a Junior College.
Professor: So Max, its your senior year, where does a young, bright man like yourself have in plan for the upcoming year.
Max: Oh, well I think I'm going to take some classes at the Santa Rosa Junior College and maybe get a part time job.
Professor: All of my work-- Wasted! Get out!
Max: Oh, well I think I'm going to take some classes at the Santa Rosa Junior College and maybe get a part time job.
Professor: All of my work-- Wasted! Get out!
by SRJCstudent December 23, 2010
Boston College High School (B.C. High) is by far the best and most prestigious private Jesuit preparatory school in the nation. The school is located in Dorchester, MA (a section of Boston) which overlooks Boston Harbor. It is near the Kennedy Library and University of Massachusetts. B.C. High was founded in 1863 and educates over 1500 all male students from grades seven through twelve. Tuition is quite high just like any other Catholic school, but many of the students receive scholarships and financial aid. Due to the schools priorities, students are not recruited based on their athletic abilities, but the football, basketball, baseball, swimming, hockey, golf, soccer, and track teams are amongst the best each season. The schools biggest rival is Catholic Memorial High School (CM). Located a few miles away in West Roxbury. B.C. High was ranked #10 in the nation for top sports programs, it was the only school in New England to be ranked. Students come from all over the state, some even from Rhode Island and New Hampshire to attend. However, the majority of the students come from the city of Boston. 99% of B.C. High graduates go on to attend a 4-year college. In Boston's magazine B.C. High was chosen as the number one high school for "Politicians in Training".
Boston College High School Alumnus- "You look like a B.C. High Guy"
BC High Student- "Yes sir, I play football"
BC High Alumnus- "Oh, Good. All that I ask is that you carry on tradition and continue to kick CM's ass in everything"
BC High Student- "Yes sir, I play football"
BC High Alumnus- "Oh, Good. All that I ask is that you carry on tradition and continue to kick CM's ass in everything"
by KO AC October 10, 2009