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Crouton-Brain

A crouton-brain is a term used for individuals who are overall a waste of space. They more than likely are uneducated, but feel the need to be heard, ill-mannered and have a sense of undeserving self-confidence... although some are disguised as attractive on the outside. Typically a crouton will pretend to have similar interests to fit into the social setting they placed themselves into, and do not carry a sense of individuality, sophistication or class. Lacking any true intellectual substance or awareness.
This crouton-brain I saw at the bar wouldn’t stop talking about politics while drunk and it was obvious by their vocabulary they were uninformed, but continued to scream at strangers and spill their drink.
by candiedbones January 13, 2021
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Smol Brain Friday

A day when you rest from school, and potentially become smooth-brained, also known as the day of idiots.
Person 1: Hey, what’s Obama’s last name?
Person 2: -_- How smooth brained can you get on Smol Brain Friday? Obama is the last name.
by IsolatedWords January 15, 2021
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Big Brain Monday

You’ve rested up and are ready to get some work done, the day of productivity and smarts.
Person 1: I’ve been amping up my exercise
Person 2: For non-intensive exercise, why don’t you just incorporate it into your daily life?
Person 1: I guess they don’t lie when they call it Big Brain Monday
by IsolatedWords January 15, 2021
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pop brain

when you're going to blow your brains out from all the assignments due
me: bro i swear i'm gonna pop brain
friend: oof how many you got?
me: 17
by wither_angel February 8, 2021
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Smooth brain hours

When you are feeling particularly dumb during a studying session you are experiencing smooth brain hours.

Having a smooth brain is a sign of little to no intelligence, animals such as the koala bear, rats, and Magga have an extremely smooth brain and therefore are quite unintelligent.
"Hey Theodore I can't seem to find the solution to this math problem"
"No wonder Guni just look at Maggie in the corner over there counting cards, we are deep in the smooth brain hours"
"Ahh I feel it in my veins"
"The only way out is to embrace it and wait it out yung one"
by The_Carrot_Man May 8, 2021
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Juan Brain

its a phrase that you say when someone screws up and you need to call them dumb without saying dumb.
damn it you screwed up, your such a "Juan Brain"
by impostsus May 27, 2021
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Elliott Brain

a person that makes a joke that backfires on them.
yeah you shouldnt joke about death you "Elliott Brain"
by impostsus May 27, 2021
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