Zuckerwurst

A Blowjob in which you sprinkle powdered sugar on top of your penis to make it more tasty for the girls.

This helps to solve the problem of the the "nasty taste of blowjobs" argument.

A Zuckerwurst is a very good substitute for dessert...

Axel: Hey man, did you get any last night?
Charlie: Yea man, I gave her a Zuckerwurst, and she LOVED it!

by The swizzkdz March 16, 2011

Zuckered

When a forum admin promises to stop trolls from picking on said member who is being picked on but then decides not to and bans them for no good reason other than 'screw it, you were rude to me' so any posts about them stay up even after they promised to close that thread down, and then screwing them over by having the blame be put on them instead of the troll that's picking on them - promising to remove a forum post about you and then deciding to put it back and allow it to run past more than 100+ pages.

Brian totally Zuckered TaynaBladex on the forum last night.

by MM132 July 26, 2016

Zuckerfucker

A person that loves to hate Facebook, but continues using it. Also, a person using Facebook and doesn't understand how a social media platform like Facebook has warped the world.

You love "the facebook", don't you.... Zuckerfucker!?

by redb1999 May 25, 2018

Zucker

Plural: Zuckers. Someone who falls for Mark Zuckerburg being a human.

Person 1: "Mark Zuckerburg is an alien reptile"

Person 2: "no hes just drinking water like a human"

Mark: "bunch or Zuckers"

by putitonahotdog May 27, 2018

Zuckerbergitry

To describe satirical bigotry one would use towards or in relation to the Reptilian Overlord and Facebook Father.

"You can't faze me with your zuckerbergitry! Zuckerberg is Love! Zuckerberg is Life!"

by catslaughter August 15, 2018

zuckerberg

1. A state of an online resource in which it gets so caught up in nonsense rules and mischevious algorithms that is no longer possible to use.

2. An analog of "zugzwang" for social media.

I liked that website at first, but after a few months it went in total zuckerberg.

by Liu-timo December 15, 2018

Zucker-Bugged

The sensation of performing any offline activity involving any sort of brand, then noticing an advertisement for said brand in your Facebook timeline days later at most. As if your mind has been hacked by Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg in order to read your thoughts to personalize your ads based off all brand information seen.

Tom Example 1: I seen this dude bust his head on the concrete at the park and said "You need a Band-Aid, bro!" Next day, my Facebook feed had like 3 Band-Aid ads!
Drew NameHere: I think you got Zucker-Bugged, bro!

by bigmak93 July 15, 2019