Zoom

1 What cameras do to create lower quality images
2 The platform where the bois do their daily dose of ignorance
3 Where old people (boomers) use cat filters

Zoom? its useless!
Lol that old guy with the cat filter

by Pseudohacker February 23, 2021

Pinch and Zoom

When you take a shit of catastrophic proportions (clog the john, splash the walls, destroy the ozone, etc.) at a public place (friend's house, mother-in-law, church, etc.) and you have to make a hasty getaway before anyone calls you out.

I was at my boss' house last night and I had a bad case of diarrhea so i just had to Pinch and Zoom.

by VMSTRETCH June 1, 2011

zoom zoom

Adjective. Fast, zippy, fun, aerodynamic/stylish. Coined from Mazda car commercials.

That's a zoom-zoom ride you have there.

by rebelle belle March 15, 2004

Zoombies

A nontraditional zombie. Differs to the slow, shambling type to be fast. Zoombies climb, run, jump, and aren't limited like average zombies are. Usually zoombies are faster than humans so are more dangerous.

Dave: There's a ton of zombies outside my house.

Me: Zombies or zoombies?

Dave: Zoombies.

Me: You're fucked.

by Jspace10 February 14, 2009

Zoom Zoom Zoom

Meaning the same thing as burn but makes the person saying it sound like there retarded.
really made popular by the show Scrubs, taken from the mazda car commercials.

Guy 1: I got a tattoo on my nuts!
Guy 2: That must be a small tattoo, ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!!

by DiseasedPanda March 25, 2007

zoom-zoom sized

A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.

I cannot give you a proper blowjob because you are zoom-zoom sized.

Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?

by cabbageASS February 13, 2005

zoobat

A term describing an extremely unattractive female.

This fool tried to hook me up with this zoobat last night!

by MrBigDrawsz June 12, 2007