aaron's zipper 

consits of 142 teeth said to hold back the incredible hulk but highly unlikly becuz of his slender size

"what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"

aaron's zipper by kkfdgnlghn January 20, 2009

Rogue Zipper 

When you have a pair of pants where the zipper just goes down on its own whenever it feels like it. It goes "rogue" so to speak.

Chad: "Hey man your fly's open."

Brad: "Shit man you're right, it's this fucking rogue zipper."

Rogue Zipper by Monnicker March 28, 2011

rusty zipper 

When a mans penis is so small, He pees on his zipper causing it to rust.

Kyle's penis is so small he gets a rusty zipper every week.

rusty zipper by bigCincincy November 15, 2015

california zipper 

When you get stitched up & down the abdomen and your stitches look like a zipper.

Jay got a California zipper from his surgery.

california zipper by lil_srippy August 17, 2016

california zipper 

When a person is shot in the the abdomen and then has to have a cut down their stomach. The scar that is left makes a line down the stomach

Did you hear about trevon he got a California zipper yesterday

california zipper by GuddaG3 August 10, 2016

Broken Zipper 

Peed sleeping bag at camp.

Code word for a wet bunk bed or wet sleeping bag.
MESD Outdoor School code words for wet sleeping bag (enuretic in camp!)

Putley, I have a broken zipper in Antelope Cabin, I'm taking it to the camp nurse to fix it. (get it washed and dried before anyone else finds out)

Broken Zipper by diggersdozen September 21, 2017

red zipper 

A bong hit. A mispronouncing of the word “rizzipper” , meaning a “rip” off the bong. This term would be spoken by an extremely stoned or retarded person.

Brian: “Cun I had a red zipper Twace ?
Trace: “ No B - I smoked it all”

red zipper by Dean Gallberry March 21, 2019