Your Mom

The best answer to any possible question or comeback

Teacher: what is the square root of 69

Lil billy: the square root of me and your mom last night

Teacher: stop! that is enough!

Lil billy: that's not what your mom said last night!

Kid 1: hey you look like an ugly little faggot

Kid 2: you fuckin kidding me I look nothing like your mom

Your mom is a fucking fat hoe

by lil savage fuck June 25, 2019

Your Mom

Possibly the worst comeback in history that you can say, but everyone thinks it is so funny

I was talking to Nolan and called him a dumbass, and he said Your Mom is a dumbass.

by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

Your mom

The best meal I've ever had

A : Isn't that your mom?
B : No, that's Hero's aunt
A : But she's the best meal I've ever had

by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022

Your mom

A widely used insult by children under the age of 11 or the fifth grade, meant to affect the victim by involving their maternal figure.

Chad: Bro guess what?

Rodney: What?

Chad: I kissed a girl last night!

Rodney: Liar! Who was it!?

Chad: Your mom!

by xx_epicgamerpromaster69_xx December 17, 2020

Your mom

If someone uses this on your your mom is gay

Your mom is stupid oh yeah well your mom is gay

by Mr HEEP AS July 25, 2020

your mom

who I fucked last night

Kid: "I did your mom!"
Me: "Oh cool you also do that"

by dickweed69420 November 26, 2021

Your Mom

She was right beside you where you were sick , she loved you no matter you dick head hated her , she made you shit like a normal person , without her you would be shitting on the streets . She loved you no matter how ugly you look. She made you food when you were hungry and now your just a fat ass because of how much you ask Things from her and never giving her a simple thank you .

You: Mom i want food .
Your Mom: nere you go chicken pasta

You: no ew i hate it . I want something else
Your Mom: *kicks your ass*

by Brofroanomo April 17, 2019