Wolfenblow

Term used for when you can't make it through a meal without having to leave for the bathroom to explode feces.

"I had to wolfenblow last night on my first date. It was so embarrassing but I couldn't help it."

by n1i9c8k7 January 18, 2018

wolfenhauser

Ale

Fat Dude: I'm getting thirsty, lets go for some ale.
Skinny Dude: You mean wolfenhauser?
Fat Dude: Umm...WHAT???

by Wanker Yanker June 10, 2018

Wolfenlunafest

Celebrated on the three days of the full moon of July. the first day: You must bury a bone or antler from venison that you have eaten. And stand over it howl for exactly 20 minutes from the depth of your soul... the second day you will find small gifts around your home under the couch and around your shoes and other obvious places a wolf would hide things .. if you are a dog owner the gifts are generally better than if you ate not. And the gifts are always k9 or wolf related..... on the third day you eat roast beef or new York strip steak even beef jerky will suffice in honor of all wolves and dogs everywhere. Again 3 day holiday for dog people first full moon in July every year. The most important part of the holiday is treating your dogs like wild wolves and kings of their domain for the days

Next July the whole family is celebrating Wolfenlunafest at the lake house so nobody can see how crazy we get.

by mr. Everything September 30, 2018

Wolfenoot

On the 23d of November we celebrate people being kind to dogs by hiding presents around the hous, eating meat (like dogs) and baking full moon cakes.
Wolfenoot was invented by a child and made public by Twitter and Facebook user Jax Goss

Jack: do you have any plans this weekend?
Keanu: yes, I'm celebrating wolfenoot, wanna come

by Obibama October 28, 2019

wolfenberger

Masculine conservatives with excellent work ethic. They have a strong christian foundation. They are normally very good at sports and laugh harder at their jokes than anyone else.

That guy voted for trump in 2016, 2020, 2024 and 2028...must be a wolfenberger

by Je lukey December 14, 2022

Wolfenbuttel hot pocket

When jagermeister is spat in a girls vagina ,then used as lube for drunk sex

Babe, the lubes finished and im a bit dry down there.
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet

by Zertram bopple March 5, 2023

The Wolfenstein

A popular Midwest (small town) hairstayle worn by mostly 40 someting house wifes. This hairstyle is similar to a "bob" with extreme chunky highlights.

Look at old ass Betty Sue siting on her John Deere mower drinking Natural Light sporting that Walmart AKA: The Wolfenstein

by BBQ Randall October 3, 2011