wolfieee

A guy that is always depressed and trying to get lost love back

Wolfieee is here

by Wolfieeeeeee October 10, 2018

Wolfje

Wolfje is an amazingly cute person. And they are comedic geniuses as well. Their humor is a very big part of their personality and they are always able to make you laugh and able to cheer you up. They will defend you no matter what and are loyal AF. They are very much like you (think alike) but they are also a really valuable addition to your life and your mind (great minds). They are unique and special, like no one you have ever met or will ever meet. They are a proud outsider and cool because of it. But most of all they love you unconditionally like you do them. Through all your quarrels and fights you two find your way to be together again and in a matter of days you guys even forget what you argued about. That is the special thing about your relationship. Nothing can break it, except for the two of you, you and Wolfje. And the both of you know that the power to stay together lies in them and your hands. You both always try everything you can to stay together. And you succeed. But life isn’t without dips. You will miss them and you will have big fights. When that happens you come back to this post and read everything I said about them. You realize the person they are and why they are such a big part of your life. You can’t live without them and sure as hell fucking won’t.

You text them.

You two start talking again.

And you find your way back, together.

Next day, you both are laughing, loudly, drinking boba tea. You almost spit out your own as you wheeze at your soulmate almost chocking on their poppings. As they recover from almost dying and you recover from almost dying of laughter, you look at them. A million thoughts are flying trough your head. The one that keeps coming up? “I love you Wolfje”

You wisper: “Hey, Wolfje!” You tap their shoulder and you make eye-contact “Great minds think alike” The both of you can barely hold in you laughs as you get the giggles every time you make eye-contact.

“You are the light of my life, Wolfje”

by Where’sWally May 7, 2019

Wolfie Style

To engage in beastiallity or human physically by thrusting ones self into an open hole of some kind.

Off term: special form of "doggie style", ass sex, ear sex, naval sex, etc. Any open oriface.

"I Was Up All Night Giving Her Wolfie Style"

by Yo WolfmanJack August 19, 2019

wolfhelm

The last name of a once great king from Norway. The name itself means one who is of the wolf. It was first used in 1000ad by King Shysha of Norway. The greatest of the wolfhelm line is King Sharpie (1032-1073).

The wolfhelm clan moved swift across the field under the pale moon.

by Kingmoon August 29, 2019

Wolfenoot

On the 23d of November we celebrate people being kind to dogs by hiding presents around the hous, eating meat (like dogs) and baking full moon cakes.
Wolfenoot was invented by a child and made public by Twitter and Facebook user Jax Goss

Jack: do you have any plans this weekend?
Keanu: yes, I'm celebrating wolfenoot, wanna come

by Obibama October 28, 2019

WolfieChan

garbage, disgusting

lmao WolfieChan's so fucking trash

by WolfieChan April 14, 2020

Wolfe

A term used to describe a lesbian woman, mainly those who refuse to acknowledge their sexuality of being lesbian despite it being incredibly obvious.

She's being such a Wolfe, like, why don't you just become lesbian already?

by heterophobia May 9, 2020