When a woman mitigates multiple male companions or the act of maintaining multiple intimate relationships with two or more men. (See Chicken Juggling for the masculine equivalent)
Her talents for deception, and need for attention; had cursed her forever and always to be, a tube herding manipulator.
by DamianoDalia November 17, 2017

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.
I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.
by kysstery March 15, 2015

a group of girlfriends at mizzou who actively participate in excessive binge drinking, finessing bottle service, and frequent visits to a local zebra. they are extremely entertaining if approached with the right attitude, but can come across as terrifying to outside observers. when one is spotted, it is guaranteed more are in close proximity as they never do anything by themselves. they are grade A schemers, masters of finesse, and relentless in their pursuits. they also enjoy laying collectively, going for long walks to the bar, and relaxing during monday night bachelor viewing times. if they take too much of an interest or liking to you, be prepared to constantly be harassed in numbers. other places they can be found: the big tree, ellis library, squid roe in cabo san lucas, the rise on 9th, their regularly reserved booth in the attic at myhouse nightclub and sports bar, b12, willies, 24 E stewart road.
by tyreedesmuke April 26, 2019

by Bobby Joe April 9, 2004

when two people have their major dissagreements and differences, yet more than the overused term of "beef".
Person 1:"They've got major beef."
Person 2: "Like a steak?
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "Like a cow?"
Person 1:"No. Like a freakin herd."
Person 2: "Like a steak?
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "Like a cow?"
Person 1:"No. Like a freakin herd."
by hotdog90087 August 29, 2010

A small, large, or huge cluster of customers who seemingly know each other and will converse for what seems like hours in an aisle of some retail establishment. A cluster of people blocking access too and from either end of an aisle.
Hey Jerry, those people have been in aisle three for like 30 min. That's totally an aisle herd
Jesus Christ another aisle herd, I just want to yell at that gaggle of customers and tell them too fucking disperse.
Man that aisle herd has been standing there for what seems like hours. I can't work around them when they do that and they are so rude.
Jesus Christ another aisle herd, I just want to yell at that gaggle of customers and tell them too fucking disperse.
Man that aisle herd has been standing there for what seems like hours. I can't work around them when they do that and they are so rude.
by Maple Pie February 26, 2017

When a person is trying to keep a large number of lovers or potential lovers in contact. Oftentimes by making a quick text throughout the day possibly a generic text that can be copied and pasted to multiple people. The person usually overreaches their span of control and becomes overwhelmed. In the animal kingdom this would be similar to a buck trying to control a large number of doe hence “herd management “
by Shade tree May 23, 2019
