grass widower

A man who has devorced or seperated from his wife; a man whose wife is temporarily absent.

We didn't know if he had a girlfriend, if he was single, or if he was a grass widower.

by David Horvitz March 10, 2005

widow

a member of a "click", "gang", etc. who is unknown to the public and law.

we couldn't find a clue to link us to a "perp" so he's a widow.

by BigboiNick November 2, 2006

widow

A fucking greedy bitch who steals people's money.

Because she is a widow, Mrs. C. wants us to give her money.

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

white widow

(n) A type of indoor indica cannabis that gets it's name from the fact that long white hairs protrude from the top of the plant's fruit prior to harvest.

"The white widow, she is a cruel mistress, but what can I say, I love her."

by max barshled August 14, 2007

Black Widow

verb. (to black widow someone)
To break up with a guy right after he orgasms during sex. This is the point where a guy is the absolute most sensitive and is the most likely be the most hurt by it. (This is assuming you are already having sex with him.)

Jess: "I think I'm going to break up with my boyfriend tonight"
Julia: "Hey, you should black widow that douche nozzle!"
Jess: "Yeah, I bet he'll cry if I break up with him right after sex"

by brodyboy April 4, 2011

Football Widow

A football (or any sport) widow is a lady forced to get a replacement sex partner during the football season. Her husband is so busy lusting after the big macho football players that she can bring her boy friend over & screw him in their bed. The stupid ass husband never even notices.

A sex starved football widow has to go elsewhere for sex.Can be to a guy or another girl. Often it's the wife of husband's football watching buddy.

by BiGJ_54 April 3, 2006

e-widow

a mail order bride who, upon arriving in her new country, tragically finds her intended husband dead.

Nadia spent all her money before she left Astana for wealth in Ameriky, but she returned in a few days as an e-widow, without two klugles to rub together.

by hunter-gatherer February 1, 2007