grass widow

a wife whose husband abandoned without dvorcing her.

poor Mrs Wilson, she's been a grass widow since two years.

by zooba December 25, 2009

white widow

really good weed

i smoked a phat blunt of white widow

by stinkynuts June 21, 2003

med float widow

The unfaithful wife of a Marine or Sailor who is deployed to the Mediterranean Sea

Guy 1: "A big unit must of just deployed last week because over the weekend the bars will suddenly filled with single women."

Guy 2: "Oh, you mean med float widows?"

by tall_guy1979 December 30, 2007

ODST widow

Like a rock'n'roll widow...all the women who are home alone because their partners are out with friends co-oping their way through Halo ODST as close to release date as possible

Allie: Hey, where's your man?

Casey: At Joel's, I'm an ODST widow tonight

by cdevyn September 25, 2009

black widow

To ejaculate in the articles of another person, so as to leave a hidden nasty surprise.

A few days ago Rob left a shoe sitting out, so I went ahead an black widowed him. I heard the shoe squelch when he put it on, and he didn't even know who did it!

by Blammo the Blam May 25, 2006

black widow

1 - a poisonous spider of the <i>Lactrodectus</i> found prdominantly in california.

2 - a kick ass acid/prog rock band from the UK in the late 60s/early 70s

1 - lay off the grapes, they found a black widow on one of them today.

2 - black widow where known for there songs - Come to the Sabbat, Sacrifice, Attack of the Demon and in ancient ways. Rock On \m/

by Brother Number One December 28, 2005

wank widow

A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.

Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?

Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.

by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011