when a man masterbates until he comes while at the same time sticking his penis into another mans pocket so that the pocket now becomes warm as he comes into it.
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Get the ugandan pocket warmer mug.A fucked-up musical instrument most frequently heard in the works of Richard Wagner and Anton Bruckner. Though capable of sounding quite beautiful, it usually sounds like shit and elicits dirty looks and sighs from the rest of the orchestra.
Musician #1: "What are we playing on tour in March?"
Musician #2: "Bruckner 8"
Musician #1: "Oh Fuck! Wagner Tubas!!!"
Musician #2: "Bruckner 8"
Musician #1: "Oh Fuck! Wagner Tubas!!!"
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A late Romantic era composer known for his brilliant innovations in harmony and immensely large scale operas but also for his controversal proto-fascist views. Wagner composed mostly operas and, unlike most other composers, created his own librettos rather than setting music to those written by others. He also greatly developed the techniques of leitmotifs and through-composition.
Today, Wagner is probably best known for the wedding chorus popularly known as Here Comes the Bride (from his opera Lohengrin) and Ride of the Valkyries (from his opera The Valkyrie). Also, much of the modern stereotype of opera comes from his work, specifically the Ring cycle operas.
Due to his ultra-right wing politics and connection to the Nazi Germany, he is rather controversal composer and his work is more or less blacklisted in Israel.
Today, Wagner is probably best known for the wedding chorus popularly known as Here Comes the Bride (from his opera Lohengrin) and Ride of the Valkyries (from his opera The Valkyrie). Also, much of the modern stereotype of opera comes from his work, specifically the Ring cycle operas.
Due to his ultra-right wing politics and connection to the Nazi Germany, he is rather controversal composer and his work is more or less blacklisted in Israel.
by Eddy1701 March 27, 2006
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Victim: "Man... Steve gave me a Texas door knob warmer. Its o.k., I made my girlfriend pick it off."
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