hoe wagon

The vehicle a pimp drives to cart hoes around.

Aye smokey i heard the hoe wagon just pulled in to the motel 6 lets go bang some hoes

by wamuu May 11, 2016

naggin' wagon

When your girlfriend nags you for an extended period of time.

She nagged me so long I felt like I was on the naggin' wagon.

by TheOnlyBRB July 22, 2016

Choch Wagon

Similar to a regular choch but on steroids. Uber choch. As in bringing full load of choch.

"Did you see that eurotrash wannabe wearing leather pants with sungalsses in Taco Bell?"

"Yea, what a choch wagon!"

by Choch King September 12, 2012

Skin Wagon

Cowboy slang for a penis.

"I'd smoke that skin wagon".

"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".

"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"

by White_horse November 8, 2019

Wagon Wiggles

A sexual position in which a males partner must pull his penis like the handle of a wagon. Once proper grip is executed, his partner is to pull him across the room while wiggling violently until proper arousal is a achieved.

My wife gave me the best Wagon Wiggles last night.

by GayJezus February 4, 2013

weenie wagon

Any pile of shit car/truck/whatever that sucked at everything and seemed to always be falling apart. For me, a 1998 S-10. Yea, the 4 cylinder. Holy shit, that thing sucked hard.

I'll just get a ride to the mall...there's no way I'm gunna be seen in the weenie wagon.

by ohshititsthecops October 12, 2009

cover wagon

Trap someone under the covers and release vile ass fumes!

Trap Skyler under the covers and farted and he threw up after I cover wagon him

by chantilly February 4, 2014