Vulva Red

Similar to the bright red color of blood on the first day of your period. Full of life, fear, and energy. A color so red, it bleeds mystery.

Rather than Candy Apple Red, I decided to buy a Corvette in Vulva Red for a more powerful look.

by Salty Siren August 11, 2008

vulvahead

A derogatory term for the female version of a dickhead or a term referring to a male as a pussy.

"Hey douchetard, stop being such a vulvahead" said Pete. or "Will you please just try the fucking mushrooms and stop being such a vulvahead!", said Beth

by Goddogs May 4, 2005

Vulcan

Using two condoms and putting heat cream in between.

Guy: Johnny hooked up with her last night.
Friend: It's OK, I'll just Vulcan.
Guy: What's that?
Friend: Double bag it with heat cream in between. If one breaks, you'll know about it.

by Ageffa April 28, 2010

vulcan mind meld

Two in the pink, two in the stink, and one on the clit.

I gave your mom the Vulcan Mind meld last night and she woke up the entire neighborhood.

by Stephan G. December 9, 2008

Vulcan Salute

Fingering a woman's vagina using the index and middle finger while fingering her anus wih the ring and little finger.

Uhura: "Spock, I want you inside of me."
Spock: (Performs Vulcan Salute) "Live long and prosper."

by Finnicky Dee January 24, 2011

Full Vulcan Salute

The full Vulcan salute was an extended verse of Live Long and Prosper, you use it when returning to Vulcan or to give off your Star Trek vibes. The first bit and last bit is from Star Trek but the rest is to fill in the gaps.

Here’s what you say:
Live long and prosper, Image of Vulcan, Guardian of Spock, Speaker of Vuhlkansu, Living here today, Peace and long Life.
And that’s how to say the full Vulcan salute.
When saying guardian of Spock you can also say guardian of (person you are doing it to)

by Synth ZoTT July 5, 2022

vulvavore

one who receives his entire nutritional intake from a woman's vulva, including her pee, menses, and orgasm fluids.

Hannah was so sexy and her vulva was so delicious that once Ben had sealed his lips around her vulva, he knew he could never take them away for the rest of his life; by necessity he became a vulvavore. Whenever he got hungry, he would lick her to orgasm and drink her rich, salty orgasm fluid. Her periods were also delicious. His becoming a vulvavore made a big difference in both of their careers.

by wouldaben December 16, 2010