Black hole vent

When your partner spreads their asscheeks revealing their dark gaping asshole as you light a cigarette, take a puff and put the ashes inside your partner’s asshole , after putting the ashes, your partner closes up their asshole like a vent, and you repeat the process until the cigarette is finished.

Chad: Dude, Stacy came over last night, she let me do a black hole vent on her, it was so hot.

by Cithepa January 14, 2025

anal venting

Passing a fart back and forth between one anus and another. You gotta be gentle. You can’t just jam it in there or else too much pressure builds and it becomes a burp.

Hey baby, you wanna go practice anal venting?!

by Stacked skinwalker March 8, 2025

ego-venting

ego-venting (verb) is a type of venting were, instead of airing out your problems and misfortunes, you air out how great and amazing you are to whoever is in earshot.

Person 1: Dude my friend just won his local club their first trophy in a while in his first season and now he's ego-venting to me about how great he is, what do i do?

Person 2: Just nod and agree, bkd and agree.

by tio17 June 7, 2025

Vent Off

This is when two or more people decide to compete with abuse stories until one wins by having it worse off than the other.

This is usually done in a group chat and scares off other members without any trauma to vent with.

Person 1- "Did you see the Vent Off in the group chat last night?

Person 2- "No, I was asleep."

by DARK_VOID April 12, 2024

surprise vent

when someone vents without permission - normally out of nowhere

W: “dude, J surprise vented again when i woke up from my nap earlier this afternoon”
M: “no way are you okay?”
W: “surprise venting sucks!”

by anonymous May 5, 2024

Vent

to vent to someone, about any personal issues (or just a vent itself)

"Hey, can I vent to you about something?"
"I really need to vent to someone"

by weirdwordguy May 7, 2024

Scenario Venting

Getting worked up over something that hasn't happened, does not currently have a high chance of happening, and yet someone is venting about what could happen if it does, in fact, happen. This usually involves an unknown number of people being distracted by such an occurrence. Sometimes, it even ends up including all people involved in the conversation even though there's absolutely nothing productive about having the conversation to begin with.

Scenario Venter: If we do this now, who knows what could happen. Like, if we do this and all of a sudden it doesn't work anymore, all hell is going to break loose.

Logical Person Involved: Just change the damn batteries. You're scenario venting over something that is so unlikely to be an issue and you're wasting everyone's time.

by Jalitg February 21, 2024