uptown selfie

A selfie that is taken above the abdominal region on the body (for under the abdominal region, see downtown seflie), usually by a female exposing her chest. This shot takes a little more time and effort (perhaps some form of filter and lighting) and might be uploaded to her Tumblr if she feels it's reminiscent of her of modeling days–five years ago…

Girl One - *text alert* "He wants a picture! Quick, take an uptown selfie of my tits!"
Girl Two - "Perch them under your arm like you're presenting them to the world…That shot would look great in black and white."

by jo3mart December 4, 2013

Uption

Opposite of suction,instead of a downflow of suction it is an upflow of uption.

The hole in this pool creates uption.

by Uption June 17, 2018

upto

The retard spelling of "up to".

All natural upto 100 are less than 101.

by RandomSchmuck June 7, 2020

Uptard

1. To act in a manner of one level higher than a retard. 2. To give less than adequate effort causing a poor result.

Cody proved he was an uptard by tripping over himself catching a baseball.

by ljlongboarder August 18, 2003

Uptown Update

an immensely popular blog in the neighborhood of Uptown in Chicago, IL. Locally elected officials who struggle with being truthful despise it.

Let me check Uptown Update to see what's happening in the hood today.

by Uptown voter February 21, 2010

Uptown Funk

When a man walks down the sidewalk and onto the road and then proceeds to take all of his clothes off and throws it at a car which ultimately crashes. He then starts pointing at other people with his butt and shakes that pair of two planets harder than a chocolate milkshake at McDonald's (I drink that). All of a sudden, street girls and boys join him and they all start dancing and showing off their numerous differences. Eventually, a light comes out of the man and it shoots into the air. They all shake their butts until they die of utter fatigue.

Jonathan: Why are all those naked people shaking their butts?

Daniel: Well, obviously they're doing the Uptown Funk.
Jonathan: Are any of those guys ok?
Daniel: Nah, any virgin on that street knows he's gotta get off right away

by fredbayrerooles April 13, 2019

Uptown

Very similar to the "Upper Decker" an Uptown is when you take a crap AND a piss in the top tank of said toilet. Use with caution.

When the victim uses the toilet next, they will flush and the toilet water will be turned a nasty yellowy-brown

(Make sure to wiggle the toilet first because you do not want to fall over)

Tom: Dude this party sucks!

Joe: Yeah man, I think I might go take an Uptown in this dudes toilet

Tom: Hell yeah!

by The Uptowner July 20, 2010