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Pulling a Tuna

When a divorced dude, usually in his mid 40's, nails a college aged chic.
Yo, Pete, did you see Christopher?
Yeah, he's totally Pulling a Tuna
by yo-mammy August 26, 2016
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Kim Jong Tune

A song so lit the masses submit to it unconditionally. Individuals of all music tastes have no choice but to adore its fat, wobbling rhythms. To criticise a Kim Jong Tune is a serious cultural heresy.

That fire drops like a nuclear bomb.
Back in the summer of 2015 I told people I didn’t like “Lean On”. The ensuing social ostracism I endured helped me understand that the song was in fact a Kim Jong Tune.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
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Youngstown tune-up

after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up upon entering his vehicle park outside the Jungle Inn.
by Mojo May 13, 2005
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tuner

A person who tunes ANY type of vehicle.
(Can be anything from a Honda s200 to a 1970 Dodge Charger) This breed of human lives, eats, and dreams cars. This person does performance mods BEFORE apperance mods, unlike the ricer.
Ricer: Your're such a ricer!
Tuner: You wanna drag race to see who is the real ricer?
Ricer: Okay

Not only does the tuner leave the ricer in the dust, but at the finish line, he's doing doughnuts ad burnouts.
by Inspector Gadget September 10, 2004
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Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome

When three or more people are riding in a car and they drive through a tunnel, all the windows are rolled down and everyone screams out the windows all the way through the tunnel. Their shrieking reverberates off the walls of the tunnel causing quite a ruckus.
Bum #1: Listen to those damn fools yelling out their windows!
Bum#2: They can't help it, Earl. I think they got that disease.
Bum #1: What disease, Fred?
Bum #2: That there Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.
Bum #1: You're a fucking idiot, Fred.
by theinstigator September 22, 2016
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Good for the Tuna

A euphemism for I don't give a shit. Especially useful in response to unsolicited bragging or otherwise useless information. Stems from Costanza in The Opposite episode of Seinfeld.

Seinfeld: Chicken salad's not the opposite of tuna. Salmon's the opposite of tuna. Cause salmon swims against the current and the tuna swims with it.

Costanza: "Good for the tuna."
douche: "I worked really hard this weekend, but it payed off -- my boss said I did a great job!!"

dude: "Good for the tuna"
by ChrisGGG November 8, 2010
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Rotten Tuna

- Adjective

1. Senior Women who honestly believe their snatches are functional enough to catch a lively young male.

2. Geezer ladies who hit on dudes that could possibly be their grandsons

3. Wannabe "Ashton-Kutcher-Wife" type females

4. Basically Madonnas with zero sex appeal...

*Male Version: Wrinkled Salami*
Just tell those Rotten Tuna's to light their oxygen tanks on fire and walk away
by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011
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