trailer park skank

A butt-ugly, poor female piece of white trash who will fuck any man in sight. Usually has a shitload of kids by many different men.

Don't fuck that trailer park skank, Charlie. She'll give you herpes!

by Paul Thundergod June 25, 2003

Toilet Fiesta

When your fecal matter contains more than 2 colors; Usually caused after consuming large amounts of Hispanic food, corn, or multi-colored popsicles.

Guy 1: Dude....I shouldn't have eaten that many 5 layer burritos..
Guy 2: Yea man, you'll probably be having a toilet fiesta in 15 minutes
Guy 1: -Proceeds to run to the nearest bathroom and destroys the toilet-

by Im Jergen Noff July 20, 2010

Luxury Circle Trailer Park

A pathetic excuse for a trailer park in Jackson, New Jersey. It is the home of Hoop the Mountain man, white trash, and other people that bring down society. All of the trailers are falling apart and look like shit. There are more illegal activites performed here in one day than an entire year New York City. A dump would be an imporvement over the Luxury Circle Trailer Park.

Hoopie Joe lives in the shithole known as the Luxury Circle Trailer Park.

by xxxxxxxxxxxx October 3, 2005

thoil

To be able to afford an object, but not able to justify the expense. (Yorkshire expression)

I like the new golf club but can't thoil it.

by John D. Edwards September 30, 2006

Toilet Polio

When sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time causes one or both legs to go numb therefore inhibiting you to walk for a short time after.

Pepe: "AHHHHHHH i can’t feel my legs"
George: "Well, how long have you been on the toilet?"
Pepe: "half an hour max"
George: "No shit you gone and got yourself some Toilet Polio."

by I only wipe once February 23, 2011

Lebanon Trail High School

The home of the Blazers! Where the football team consistently goes 1-9 and all other sports go to state championships. The school has a very diverse population consisting of retards, jocks, rednecks, black kids, some mexicans, asains, thots, and a whole fuckload of indians. Many retards are antisocial and sprint through the hallways in order to get to lunch before everyone else. One notable example digs through the trash and eats the morsels of his trade and HATES the number zero! Jocks are the ones who make up the football team and go 1-9 and are way too loud for what they are. Rednecks at the school are diminishing quickly as one was removed for threatening to shoot up the school while wearing a MAGA hat. Other rednecks are still around but are assimilating to the overall demeanor of the school. All the black kids (which include wannabe black kids) are fake thugs who skip class and vape in the Juul rooms (originally known as bathrooms) during class and are all in SpED because they don't care about school. Thots who are in Cheer or Softball are on TikTok and cringey asf. The rest of the school is just smart asains and indians.

Lebanon Trail High School is pretty diverse and gay.

by Fuckinredneck November 6, 2019

Toilet Mummy

When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.

"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."

by naterooni August 18, 2008