Happy Trail

1.A trail of pubic hair that starts (usually) from the belly button.

2. A trail that leads to a happy place.
by Ahkay August 06, 2011
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slime trail

Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a slime trail.
by koolaidkid December 18, 2003
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Snail Trail

When a naked girl who is a la moist slides up (or down) a man's chest leaving a slimy yet shiny streak of vagina juice.
We were 69'ing for a couple minutes but then she slide down towards my wiener and left a foot long snail trail.
by Mosh1200 June 23, 2012
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Trail Dick

When you've been backpacking for more than 2 days and all you can think about is getting back home and having sex with someone or jacking off.
T - "This trip is really dragging."
E - "Dude, why? This scenery is beautiful!"
T - "Yeah but I got mad trail dick after seeing that girl hike past us yesterday."
by SwimmingOtter December 29, 2017
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Stink Trails

When someone leaves behind the smell of poop wherever they sit.
Ben: Yo, smell Ted's seat.

Jack: Ok..(smells Ted's seat) oh man! It smells like shit!!

Ben: Yea, he leaves stink trails.

OR

Jack: Where is Ted?

Ben: I dunno, let's sniff around and see if we can track him down since he leaves stink trails.
by gpc March 06, 2008
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oregon trailing

the act of deficating on a said persons chest starting at the naval and directing upwards toward the chin region
have you ever been on the oregon trail for the purpose of oregon trailing?
by E-jackulator August 06, 2010
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Trail Mix

A combination of fruits, nuts, and granolas, often pertaining to a group of people of the Californian-variety. Also applicable to supporters of Bernie Sanders, people from Portland, and English majors who just returned from their first trip abroad.

Trail Mix also includes hipsters, vegans, cry bullies, environmentalists, baristas, art majors, tree huggers, liberals, flamers, flower children, and anyone who has ever been to Burning Man.
Oh look… hypocritical Trail Mix are throwing rocks and eggs at families leaving a Trump rally while preaching that everyone should just get along.

I can only handle California in small dosesthe Trail Mix is completely overwhelming. At least in Texas, the Trail Mix is mostly confined to Austin.

At first, I thought I was in the hood, but then realized that these rundown houses were all rented by white Trail Mix who make shitty jewelry and sell vinyl for a living.
by Puttin On The Foil June 16, 2016
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