a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that references the male anatomy in a way that expresses it being so big and long that it touches the water in the toilet while sitting down.
"dude did you see Jimmy in the shower after practice?! holy hell i didn't know he had one of them toilet water touchers!"
"Katie can't really sit down today, she said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers."
"Katie can't really sit down today, she said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers."
by Jam Master Joke August 15, 2009
Get the toilet water toucher mug.A woman so hot that upon seeing her, your groin bursts into flames and your eyes begin to water from the existential crisis that overwhelms you from knowing you'll never ever bang her
"Check out this video - it's Jessica Simpson in Dukes of Hazard"
"What a torch! Well, no point in living anymore."
"Probably, but hold that thought, let me grab the fire extinguisher"
"What a torch! Well, no point in living anymore."
"Probably, but hold that thought, let me grab the fire extinguisher"
by MartyTheGolfer December 17, 2017
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Get the boy toucher mug.Many people thought the works of Picasso, Van Gogh and Igor Stravinsky were touched because they grasped concepts that were very hard to understand for their time.
by planarianzero February 22, 2003
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Get the touched mug.Anyone within shouting distance of your vehicle; Must be made aware of what they are via an open window; May also be referred to as a "poop toucher" when youth and/or elderly are present.
by Kelley Rubass August 4, 2008
Get the shit toucher mug.A poo toucher is a person who likes to touch male poo his erect penis while it is still in the owners ass.
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