tappable

Woman with a cooter worth injecting. Face matters not, pussy has none.

"Yeah, Megan ain't the best looking. Fine ass though."

"Tappable."

"Indeed.

by murphy December 21, 2003

toplane experience

The feeling as a toplaner in League of Legends, when it doesn't matter what you do.
You will always lose the game cause the rest of your team solved world hunger.

How did you lose that game? Your stats are great wtf happaned?
I got the toplane experience

by onaeonaeonae January 21, 2020

Topanga

a fine white woman with characteristics that black men like. Curves, breast and cute faces. White women that white men say are too thick or that there butts are too big. Black men talk to "topanga" instead of a black women because they also lack the aggressive nature and torment that black women give. Orgin are from "Boy Meets World"- the Topanga character

I met a topanga today at starbucks, she likes to ski and I cant wait to see her in her ski fit!

by Bellagio Davinci November 11, 2010

Tappable

Able to be tapped

Tapped "Tap that ass" - Sexy

"I Declare Thee : Tappable!"

"That is, indeed, a tappable woman!"

"Look at the guy, he's totally tappable!"

by Omega Jimes June 25, 2006

tophatter

A tophatter is someone who takes a crap and jerks off at the same time.

JImmy was a tophatter becausse he would sit on the toilet taking a crap and jerking off at the same time.

by Grant Hand February 6, 2005

Topped off

The art of diverting a peer/co-worker's attention away from you while you quickily remove your shirt, catching them off-guard when they look back. The more people you "top off", the cooler you become.

(insert name) said the copy machine was out of paper. I grabbed a stack off the shelf behind me and when I turned back around his shirt was off! I cannot believe I got "topped off" again this week!!!

by G-Magic22 April 20, 2011

Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry

Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry ingredients concist of:

- 1 fairly large (preferably chunky for flavorable reasons) chunk of shit.
- Three to four and a half tablespoons of freshly squeezed seamen.
- 1 ass hole (the female anus is more conveinent for locational reasons)
- 1 unpopped cherry (if the female has already encountered vaginal intercourse, you should wait for her period or ring out a used tampon)

Now that you have the ingredients to create your own Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry, lets begin with the step by step instructions.

Step 1. Grab a blender or a margarita shaker.
Step 2. Place that blender/shaker to the guy/girl's anus, tap his/her shoulder to sygnal to him/her that he/she is ready to release a fresh chunk into the blender/shaker.
Step 3. Carefuly place a penis into the blender/shaker and begin to ejaculate aproximently 3 - 4 tablespoons of seamen.
Step 4. Conceal the blender/shaker and being to blend/shake the substances.
TIP: Weather you are using a male or female's anus, they can prepare for this Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry by not whiping the anus after unloading their ass holes in the toilet, thus creating a tasty crusty base for the pie.

Step 5. Carefuly pour the mixed bodily fluids gently into the crusted ring of the ass hole.
Step 6. Last but not least top the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie off with a few drops of a womens cherry juice (If the female is not on her a period, already had her cherry popped, and does not have any extra used tampons around, a little punch in the back of the head can cause the women to drip blood from her ear holes into the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie to add the final ingredient)

Thank you and I hope you enjoy your Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry =D

Eve: Now that we've had dinner what do you have in mind for desert?

Adam: A Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry sounds delicious right now

Eve: You read my mind!

by Loiper May 25, 2009