tobys mom

a woman who takes it in the poo hole then in the vag after in th vag in the mouththen waits for a nice cumming to the face srry toby i had to :D

me: dude i got a tobys mom
toby: ew my mom
ya:it was sick but still very pleasing

by jeff webb:D October 4, 2010

toboggan ride

when a girl is drunk, passed out, awake or is just into wierd shit, sits on a guys cock with her finger in her pussy, or if ur not kinky then you're just holding on for dear life, while going down a flight of stairs

Yo dude this girl last night got the toboggan ride after i she got shit faced

by Andis April 18, 2006

toboreculosis

Highly contagious boredom that nearly kills you. Not to be confused with toboreculocus, highly contagious boredom spread by insects.

I can't come to work today, I've got toboreculosis

by Simon Christopher Blair III March 30, 2010

todos santos

The heart of concord California downtown concord located next to the Bart station also home to one of concords best taqueria shops and a lot of diverse restaurants.

Friend : Aye where you at?
Me: Los Gallos in Todos Santos havin some shmack tacos.
Friend : Aye it's lit Ima slide thru
Me: fasho

by HyphyBoiiii July 10, 2017

Toloski

A Toloski is your best friend
If one wants to be your friend you need to jump at the opportunity
And the kiss of a Toloski is like a touch of heaven

I wish a Toloski would penetrate me

by ISexuallyIdentifyAsACactus February 19, 2020

tooseema

A name that you will find once in a lifetime. The meaning has not yet been discovered but rumours have it that Tooseema is the goddess of seduction and class. If you find one, don't let her go.

John: Who's that?
Peter: It's Tooseema
John: Damn she's fine!
Peter: I know right!

by dbchet December 1, 2020

toblose

This is a combination of "to blow my top" and "to lose my shit". The typical usage is in text messages between friends who are angry with their spouses and need to vent.

"My damn wife asked me to return something to the store, but she hasn't got off the phone to tell me what it is. I am about toblose it with her."

by Gov77 December 18, 2020